T-shirt Quotes

I was asked by Piyush Mundhra to come up with a one-liner for my personlized Pragyan Core T-Shirt. These are the ones I liked :

Smile. It confuses People.

I am not BOSSY!
I just have better ideas.

I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

Has any of this time-saving technology ever let you go home one minute early?

The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from.

You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting

Implementation is the fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid to fulfill promises made by the rich and ignorant.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.

We waste time, so you don’t have to.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

The one I chose : I don’t suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.